- Free of Aluminum
- Old Spice Original Deodorant reduces underarm odor for 24 hours
- The citrus and clove scents of Original are often imitated but never duplicated
- Increases your awesomeabilityness.
- If your Grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist
Old Spice Classic Deodorant Stick, Original 3.25 oz (Pack of 6)
Old Spice Men’s Deodorant reduces underarm odor for 24 hours. To use, turn the base to raise the anti-perspirant and wipe armpits for lasting sweat reduction. What’s better than smelling like man? I’m so glad you asked, because the only thing better than smelling like a man is smelling like a man who knows how to smell manly. I’m talking about the sophisticated scent of a man who uses Old Spice. Original remembers what it’s like to be an upstanding citrus and clove scent, before manscaping was a thing.
Frequently Asked Questions
What are the pros of procuring this product?
- It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
- It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
- It smells like cobra fangs
- It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
- It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
- It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
- It makes larger mammals fear you
- It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent
What are the cons of procuring this product?
- It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
- It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
- It smells too manly
- Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries
What if my current soap isn’t manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash.
What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.
What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.
What if my armpits spring a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant.
What if I’ve lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.
Free of Aluminum
Old Spice Original Deodorant reduces underarm odor for 24 hours
The citrus and clove scents of Original are often imitated but never duplicated
Increases your awesomeabilityness.
If your Grandfather hadn’t worn it, you wouldn’t exist
You know the smell of fear? It is the opposite of that smell.
Plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain.
Increases your ability to sense other dimensions.